
#1. Desenrascanco (Portuguese)
Fuck preparation. They have desenrascano.
Means:
To pull a MacGyver.
This is the art of slapping together a solution to a problem at the last minute, with no advanced planning, and no resources. It's the coat hanger you use to fish your car keys out of the toilet, the emergency mustache you hastily construct out of pubic hair.
(...)Fuck preparation. They have desenrascano.